So I was watching Jeff Garlin on Conan last night and he was joking about this catalog “Living XL” which is for fat people who, rather than lose weight, have decided to just run (clamber on) with it. So one of the things he mentioned was a bicycle that was designed to carry 500lbs, which is ridiculous in it’s own right. But, I went and checked out some of their other products, and were there ever some gems.
Namely, the trike:
Which, sure, looks comfy for someone who’s size makes it impossible for them to balance and who’s ass would just consume any normal bike seat. But would you seriously want to be seen in public on this? How would you respond if you saw someone you went to high school with?
“Hi Bill, yeah long time no see.”
“Oh this thing, yeah I’ve given up.”